Novel-V Chapter 63 Huahuo: Don't Eat Me, I'm Not Tasty
Chapter 63 Huahuo: Don't Eat Me, I'm Not Tasty
Chapter 63 Huahuo: Don't Eat Me, I'm Not Tasty
Leave the dead forest.
Go back home through the deserted alleyway as usual.
Step up the old steps and go up to the second floor step by step.
Naruto was about to take out the key to open the door, when suddenly a man jumped out from behind the cover on the right rear.
"Woohoo!" cried out, throwing himself on him.
Caught off guard, Naruto was thrown to the ground.
"Hahaha, give me a scare, my elder sister was also scared by me." Huahuo, who succeeded in pranking, opened her teeth and claws, took off the ghost mask, and smiled triumphantly.
Without waiting for a response, she looked intently, but saw Naruto looking dumbfounded, with dilated pupils, dull eyes, and foaming at the mouth.
"..." Hanabi.
"Sister! Brother-in-law! Are you alright? Brother-in-law! I..." I have never encountered such a situation before, and Huahuo panicked for a while, feeling helpless.
"That's right! Send it to the hospital! You have to send it to the hospital quickly!"
"No need to send to the hospital, I'm fine." Naruto said suddenly.
"Brother-in-law?" Hua Huo was stunned.
"How should I put it, thanks to you for scaring this brat to death, I was able to successfully occupy this body." Naruto said quietly.
"Being trapped in his body for so many years, today, I can finally regain my freedom, hehehe, hahahaha!"
"Brother-in-law, you, what are you talking about, and, you hurt me." Huahuo said a little scared.
I tried to pull my hand out, but it didn't work. Naruto held my hand tightly, and I couldn't break free.
"Brother-in-law? Oh, it seems that you haven't figured out the situation yet." Naruto smiled strangely.
"The brother-in-law you mentioned is dead, yes, you were scared to death just now."
"In order to express my gratitude to you, I will send you a ride to the pure land of the underworld to find your brother-in-law."
"It just so happens that I haven't eaten human beings for a long time, so I will use you to open meat and make a tooth sacrifice."
After all, the godless pupils suddenly transformed into beast pupils.
The fangs that ordinary people can't have suddenly popped out.
"Hey!" Huahuo changed his face and screamed in fear.
"Don't don't don't! Don't eat me! Me! I don't taste good! My meat is sour! Smelly! Me! I haven't showered today! Practice in the morning! I sweated a lot!"
"I don't pay that much attention. To me, human beings are all the same. Besides, you are so tender and young, so how can you be unpalatable?" Naruto smiled ferociously.
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! My lord sister!" the Firework Monster shouted.
"Scream, scream as hard as you can, no one will come to rescue you even if your throat is broken." Naruto laughed and said, "Sister? It's better if you come, I'm worried that I don't have enough to eat."
Hearing this, Huahuo immediately stopped calling, not daring to call out again, trembling, full of regret in his heart.
If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't scare my brother-in-law, and I didn't want to play pranks.
Brother-in-law is also really, so timid.
"Scared? Scared, don't do such scary pranks in the future." Naruto said: "If people are scary, they will scare people to death."
Letting go of the flower, he wiped the corner of his mouth with his hand, the white foam created by mixing chakra into saliva, Naruto got up, took out the key, and opened the door.
After a few minutes.
"Idiot, idiot, idiot! My brother-in-law is bad! He's dead! That scares me!" Huahuo swung his small fist and beat Naruto crazily.
"Left, a little to the left, yes, this is it, push hard, uh..." Naruto relaxed his body, closed his eyes and enjoyed.
Hanabi puffed up her face, glanced at her fist, raised her index finger and middle finger, refined the chakra, condensed it, and pointed at one of Naruto's chakra acupuncture points.
Naruto's eyes were closed and he was defenseless. Logically speaking, this blow is sure to hit, and there is no possibility of missing it.
Huahuo was also very confident in his hand speed, and didn't even think about failing.
But, that's how it happened.
From Huahuo's point of view, it was a sure blow, hitting the empty space.
He was supposed to sit cross-legged in front of the low table, waiting for Naruto to finish the instant noodles, but suddenly dodged to dodge.
"Huh?" Huahuo was stunned.
Also stunned was Naruto: "Ale! Why did I stand up?"
seal space.
Kyuubi, who was still lying on his stomach, slowly opened his eyes: "Naruto."
Hear the voice of the nine tails.
While coping with the flying rush, Naruto insisted on tapping the firework in his acupoint, while separating his conscious body, entering the sealed space, and coming in front of Kyuubi.
"Remember a few days ago, before entering the Death Forest, you avoided that woman's Kunai attack?" Jiuwei said.
"That, of course I remember, for some reason, my body started to move by itself." Naruto said.
"Once is a coincidence, twice, it can't be explained by coincidence." Jiuwei said.
"If I'm not wrong, I'm afraid your body has a passive instinct to avoid attacks."
"As you said, I also thought about it. The day before yesterday, in the central tower, I had a test." Naruto said.
"Let the shadow clone attack me, no way, there is no such thing at all."
"Think about it carefully, what kind of state you were in at that time." Jiuwei said.
"Shadow clone attack, you know, and you are prepared."
"However, avoiding Kunai, and avoiding acupoints just now, you have no defenses, and you are completely relaxed."
"You mean..." Naruto mused.
"Perhaps, this is the characteristic of your passive instinct." Kyuubi said.
"It can only be triggered when you are completely relaxed and completely defenseless, that is to say, you have to let go of the control of your body, so..."
outside world.
After listening to Kyuubi's explanation, Naruto's eyes lit up.
There was an attack just in front of him, which was an excellent test opportunity. He relaxed his body and waited for his body to react without avoiding it.
slap!
Hanabi's finger successfully touched Naruto's belly.
"Puff!" Naruto rolled his eyes and cried out in pain.
"Ah! Brother-in-law! Why don't you hide?" Huahuo was shocked.
"Heh, heh heh, let me let you vent your anger, let it go." Naruto forced a smile.
seal space.
"No, I must have made a mistake. I don't have the passive instinct you said." Naruto said with a bitter face.
Good guy, this soft fist acupuncture point...
It's so frustrating.
Injuries cannot be exercised, and the most fragile internal organs of the human body also affect the chakra meridians.
Now, as soon as the chakra is refined, the sealed part hurts to death.
"You are the one who made a mistake." Jiuwei closed his eyes and meditated, and said slowly.
"Do you think it's easy to completely relax and not defend yourself in the face of an attack?"
"Your subjective consciousness wants to relax, but your subconscious mind can't relax. Undoubtedly, this is a skill that requires a lot of practice to master."
"Practice a lot... So, you want me to practice being beaten?" Naruto said dryly.
"Hmm." Nine Tails.
outside world.
Naruto reluctantly got up.
Thinking of the body's ability to automatically avoid attacks and being invincible from the very beginning, and thinking of mastering this passive instinct, it must take countless beatings.
He didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
(End of this chapter)