Novel-V Chapter 84 Do you want me to take off my pants to prove it to you!
Chapter 84 Do you want me to take off my pants to prove it to you!
Chapter 84 Do you want me to take off my pants to prove it to you!
The middle-aged uncle is tall, wearing a red coat with brown clothes inside, clogs on his feet, and armor-like equipment on his hands.He wears a forehead guard with the word "oil" written on it, red marks under his eyes, and long white hair that reaches his waist.
Seeing this person, Naruto was stunned.
Good guy, no wonder he feels the scene is familiar, isn't this the place where Naruto and Jiraiya first met?
It's just that in the original book, both Jiraiya and Naruto were arrested, but now it's just that Jiraiya is also treated as a pervert.
"Stop fighting, stop fighting!"
Zilai also hugged his head repeatedly and begged for mercy.
The girls didn't care about it at all, even kicked and kicked, and even used the eagle grabbing skill, and Zilai became a big face when scratched.
Naruto couldn't bear to see Jiraiya with a miserable face.
With Jiraiya's strength, he could suppress everyone in an instant, but he didn't do it. This is the love for women.
Especially peeping at women's baths, everyone has a love for beauty, and Naruto, as a man, can understand it very well.
Turning his eyes, he reluctantly left the tall slender woman's arms, trotted towards the crowd, and said pitifully: "Please stop, this is my father, he should be worried about me being in the women's bath, he has no bad intentions. "
Naruto, who transformed into a little blond loli, was extremely cute, and with his pitiful expression, the girls suddenly softened their hearts.
In order not to destroy the innocence in Little Lolita's heart, these girls didn't have the heart to expose Jiraiya in person, and after hugging Naruto one after another, they dispersed.
With a wave of hugs, Naruto accepted the baptism of facial cleanser again, which was really refreshing.
But before Naruto could recall it for too long, Jilai walked up to Naruto, puzzled and said, "Why did you lie to help me?"
Naruto spread his hands and said: "We are people of the same kind, and it is also necessary to help each other, but you ruined my appreciation of the beautiful scenery, and you owe me a favor for this matter."
"A fellow man? What do you mean?" Zirai looked at Naruto in confusion.
Naruto looked around, seeing that there was no one else, he made seals with his hands and changed back to his original appearance.
"What do you mean?" Jiraiya was still puzzled.
In his opinion, the little girl with long blond hair has become a little girl with short hair, other than that, there is no other difference.
"Can't you tell? I'm a man!" Naruto was speechless.
"Male? He looks really handsome." Zilai was also slightly surprised, but his tone was still full of disbelief.
"Do you want me to take off my pants to prove it to you!"
Naruto couldn't help being anxious. Although he is fairer than Naruto in the original book, with less beard and a little more beauty, he should also be handsome. How could he be mistaken for a girl? It's terrible.
Seeing that Naruto was about to take off his pants, Zilai hurriedly stopped him, nodded and said: "Okay, okay, I believe it, I really believe it!"
Seeing this, Naruto completely gave up his defense.Jilai also made it clear that he didn't believe it, and even regarded him as a little loli with mental problems.
"Forget it, believe it or not, anyway, I helped you just now, and now you have to pay back the favor."
"No problem, just tell me, it's okay to treat you to a lollipop and send it home." Zilaiye assured him, patting his chest.
"Are you always coaxing children here?"
Naruto was speechless: "My request is very simple, you take me to Mt. Miaomu."
"Miaomu Mountain?"
Jiraiya's expression was serious for a moment, and he said in a deep voice, "Who the hell are you?"
"I am Minato's son, Uzumaki Naruto." Naruto replied.
Hearing this, Zilai frowned and said, "You know everything?"
"Of course I know, otherwise who will save you, a perverted old man."
Naruto said helplessly.
He had planned to find Ziraiya before, after all, if he wanted to sign in at Miaomu Mountain in the fairyland, he could only go through Ziraiya.Now I happen to meet here, so naturally I won't be stage fright, just repeat the lines in the previous plan
"When my father sealed Nine-Tails, he blocked a lot of memories. Relying on these memories, I know a lot of things, including the fact that you are Jiraiya."
As he spoke, Naruto revealed the Nine-Tails seal on his belly button.
"I didn't expect Minato to make such a preparation."
Jilai also fell into deep thought, as if he was recalling something, before he opened his mouth for a long time and said: "After you are Minato, I owe you another favor just now. I can promise to be your master, and I can also take you to Mt. Myoki, but there is a prerequisite."
"What conditions?" Naruto asked.
Zilai also explained: "Mt. Miaomu is one of the Three Immortals. Not everyone can go there. Similarly, not everyone can become my apprentice. I need to test your ability before deciding whether to agree to you. "
"How to test?" Naruto suddenly became interested.
In the original book, Naruto relied on the art of the harem to get related to Jiraiya.
The current test is something Naruto has never thought of, and he also wants to know what kind of test it is.
"How about this, the time limit is 1 minute, you attack me, I will not fight back, as long as my right foot is off the ground, you will pass the test."
Zilai also thought about it.
"That's it?"
The excitement in Naruto's eyes disappeared immediately, not to mention letting Jiraiya's right foot off the ground, even if he defeated Jiraiya, Naruto felt that he had a chance.
Seeing that Naruto's eyes were blank, Ji Lai also thought that Naruto had given up, so he smiled and said: "Since you gave up this test opportunity, it's no wonder that my words don't count, I still want to admire the beautiful women, so I left first. "
"Wait, who said I gave up!"
Naruto shook his head, stepped on his feet, and rushed towards Jiraiya.
"The momentum is good, but it's a pity that the strength is far from enough." Jiraiya stood still, with both hands on his back, neither dodging nor dodging.
In his opinion, Naruto is no different from a little girl, they look weak and weak, there is no need to dodge, and he even wants to comment.
But at the next moment, Naruto who rushed in front of Jiraiya quickly formed seals with his hands.
"Bang bang bang!"
The stomachs of more than a dozen shadow clones swelled at the same time, turning into chubby fat men.
"Naruto Style Meat, Egg and Scallion Chicken!"
Dozens of shadow clones rammed into Jiraiya one after another. Jiraiya, who thought Naruto was weak, suddenly froze and couldn't move.
"How is this going?"
Jilai also only felt that his body was out of control, as if he was imprisoned, and his head was dizzy.
But the shadow clones didn't have the desire to stop and collided one after another.
Successive dizziness caused Jiraiya's body to keep moving back until he fell into the hot public hot spring with a "plop", screaming from the heat, and Naruto stopped and released the shadow clone.
This is what happens when you underestimate Naruto.
If it weren't for Naruto's need to rely on Jiraiya to go to Mt. Myogi, he wouldn't even be merciful. He could have kept multiple shadow clones, uninterrupted bombardment.
"Whoosh!"
When Jiraiya came out of the hot spring, his whole body became bright red.After shaking off the water stains on his body, he was still a little dazed.
"It's such a terrible ninjutsu, it actually made me unable to move at all..."
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(End of this chapter)