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Chapter 116 Tailed Beast Chat Group

In families with many children, basically all parents cannot distribute their love equally to each child without being biased.

A certain old father who was "a first-rate drunkard, a second-rate swordsman, a third-rate doctor, a fourth-rate cook, and a fifth-rate husband" evaluated his five daughters as "four and a half" salty eggs.

But what he loves the most is the most salty of the four half-braised eggs, the salty egg with a big appetite, a small brain and a fondness for talking random idioms.

Okay, let’s not talk about other people’s books, let’s just say that in the world of Naruto, doesn’t Uncle Hiruzen of Konoha Village prefer his younger son more?

His eldest son, who does not want to be named, has been with his father as an ANBU personal guard since he was a child. He even found his wife from the ANBU.

What does it mean to find a wife from ANBU?

It’s not just that he can’t beat his wife, but the most important thing is that he has never seen his wife’s face before establishing a relationship, okay?

The true identity of ANBU ninja is not clear among colleagues, only the squad leader and the overall captain know it.

How about comparing it to his younger brother Asuma Sarutobi?

Growing up in the sun, enjoying the treatment of the village chief's silly son, the most important thing is

His girlfriend is Yuhi Kurenai, the village beauty among those Konoha female ninjas.

Do you know why decades later, Sarutobi Konohamaru and Sarutobi Mirai's relationship is superficially brother and sister?

The treatment of the two fathers is really very different, right?

So much so that no one would believe that these two juniors are cousins ​​just based on their looks, okay?

Konohamaru, your sister should be called Sarutobi Sagiri.

Let’s not mention Konoha, let’s talk about Rasa. Does this father have the same attitude towards his three children?

It is a father's nature to dote on his daughter, so when it comes to his two sons, the younger son is given the treatment of stewing a tailed beast in a pressure cooker, while Kankuro is still stern with her all day long.

Well, the eldest son was either given away by charging phone bills or given through krypton gold activities.

People have the same heart, and the heart has the same reason.

When the Sage of Six Paths created the tailed beasts, he also regarded the nine tailed beasts as babies.

Most people believe that the nine tailed beasts have no contact with each other after being divided into various parts of the ninja world by the Sage of Six Paths.

Is this really the case?

After the four battles in the future, when the nine tailed beasts discussed their future destination, the upright Nine Lama said he yearned for freedom, but in fact he did not want to be separated from Xiao Huangmao, so he was laughed at by the other eight tailed beasts.

In order to help his beloved Kurama, the Six Paths Master mentioned that all nine tailed beasts have a small amount of chakra remaining in Naruto's body, so the other eight tailed beasts can communicate with each other through this ray of chakra.

As for the Nine Lamas, they were half-recommended and half-recommended by the old man of Six Paths as the manager of this communication place.

Does it look familiar?

Isn't this the case where Six Paths created a group within Naruto, then appointed a group leader and then left the group himself?

You guys think, how come Jiulama, a nice and arrogant tailed beast, became the leader of the chat group?

However, the next words of the Immortal of Six Paths

"It's not a painful thing this time."

From this sentence, it can be inferred that the tailed beast chat group has actually existed for a long time, and the owner of the dog group has always been the Nine Lamas, okay?

It's just that since the tailed beasts were sealed into the jinchuriki's body, most of them have become unhappy and out of mood.

But just this night

The night is dark and windy, when the crows and magpies are flying south

In the Namikaze House in Konoha Hidden Village, Uzumaki Kushina, who had fallen asleep early, suddenly exclaimed and sat up from the bed.

Kushina had her long red hair hanging down, lowered her head and stroked her bulging belly, her eyes widened but her eyebrows furrowed.

"What's wrong? Did the child kick you again?"

Minato beside him was not sleeping deeply and woke up immediately and asked.

"No, not a child.

Minato I just said"

Kushina turned her head, looked at her husband seriously, and continued

"I feel a slight fluctuation in Kyuubi's chakra"

When Minato heard his wife's words, his smiling face tightened.

Although Kushina usually has a carefree personality, she is extremely cheerful.

But since becoming an expectant mother, her personality has become much calmer as her belly gradually swelled.

Minato stood up and turned on the light. Under the light, he carefully observed the sealing circle on his wife's abdomen.

A few minutes later, he straightened up his hunched waist, breathed a long sigh of relief, smiled and comforted Kushina, who looked nervous and had her eyes wide.

"It's okay, the seal is complete."

"real"

"Yeah really."

"Oh, maybe that brat Naruto kicked me."

Reassured, Kushina regained her optimistic attitude, lay back on the pillow and said cheerfully.

"Are you sure it's your son?

Actually, I think my daughter is pretty good too." Just pretend that there is no B-ultrasound in Naruto's world.

Kushina turned her head and lifted the quilt to wrap herself up.

Minato leaned sideways, leaning on the pillow with his left elbow and supporting his blond hair in the palm of his hand.

The couple looked at each other in the dark night, as if they were teenagers more than ten years ago.

"Pfft~"

Kushina couldn't help but laugh first, she stretched out her hand from the quilt, pinched her husband's face, and said in a strange voice

"If I have a daughter like you, wouldn't she be more beautiful than me in the future?

No, I don’t want it.”

"My daughter is not as beautiful as you

In my eyes, only Miss Tomato of that year is the most beautiful~"

"It's Miss Pepper"

The love of chili scrambled eggs is still tooth-droppingly sweet, but the chili seeds in the little chili’s belly make the mood even less beautiful~

The Kurama who was tied up by the Five Flowers not only had to listen to his Jinchuuriki and the Fourth Hokage showing off their affection, but from time to time he could accidentally open his eyes and see the little fetus pregnant in his Jinchuuriki's womb.

This is not the point, the point is

Thousands of years ago, the chat group server set up by Mr. Liu Dao in Jiu Lama's body had just experienced a chakra reaction again.

"Who is there this time?

Last time it was Niu Gui, that idiot

Because he had a nervous breakdown due to his new Jinchuuriki singing, he came to chat with everyone to vent his anger.

What about this time?”

The Nine Lama, who was enjoying the misery, had now transformed into a dog owner who only watched the fun and was not afraid of trouble.

Although it usually doesn't take part in water groups, it enjoys diving and secretly observing the complaints of other tailed beasts.

After all, the happiest thing for all intelligent creatures is to share the unhappy things of other similar creatures.

But Jiulama didn't realize that it was going to be publicly executed soon~

If we describe this "Tailed Beast Chat Group" in the form of a chat group at this time, it would probably be

To all Shukaku members, I have some big news to share with you all.

After a few minutes

Sun Wukong Shukaku, are you driven crazy by the monk chanting sutras?

King Mu refused to listen and recited the sutra.

Sun Wukong said, "Isofu hasn't been out for a few years, right? The diving is quite deep."

Shukaku shares the blessings. The old man is dead and I am now a Jinchuriki.

Does Rhino need all the members to do this shit? Doesn't surfing the Internet cost chakra?

Chongming, hello everyone~Long time no see~Have you had your jinchūriki at night?

My jinchuuriki had takoyaki for dinner.

Do you know Niu Gui Hua q? Hua q

As for the Chongming group leader, some people scolded me for not caring about it.

Also, you know that the Riguri Gyuuki told your family, the Chuuriki, to stay away from our Yukijin family?

That little brat spends all day peeking at Yukito's breasts

Damn it, what can I do?

You can't think of anything to do, what if they get married?

Do you want me to experience what it's like for a stupid human to have a baby?

Is Chongming so exciting? Since the dog management is not here, let's share the feeling of Jinchūriki breeding the next generation.

Shukaku brings up the subject of jinchūriki having children

Let me tell you, the reason why I am a member is because I listened to my Jinchuuriki's parents.

Our dogs mainly give birth to second litters.

Next second

Member Shukaku was removed from the group by the group leader Jiulama.

Member Shukaku's last message was withdrawn by the group owner

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