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Chapter 119 Have you seen the whole chapter of memories?

Nara Heiji wanted to laugh when he thought about the time he spent in Konoha with two companions who were even more useless than himself.

It's just that when he smiled, the expression on his face that was beaten beyond recognition was not a self-deprecating smile with yearning at all, but more like the ferocious grin of a dying wild dog.

The cigarette in his mouth seemed to be too much in the way, and the former Iwa Ninja subordinate put his ear to him very politely, so.

Heiji worked hard and used the same energy as when he was a child to learn to throw kunai, and accurately spit the cigarette butt into the opponent's cochlea.

"ah bastard"

"bang bang"

The dull sound of fists hitting the flesh echoed through the interrogation room again.

"click~"

The Iwa Ninja, who was holding a leather whip, accurately captured the slight crisp sound, and he professionally stopped his angry companion.

“His ribs are broken, don’t fight.

Then hit the ribs and poke into the guts, and that's it. "

Iwa Ninja, whose ears were burned, stared at Heiji's "inflated" face. Damn that guy is still laughing now.

"Boom"

He punched that hateful smiling face.

Two teeth were covered in blood and scattered on the ground.

"Do you think we are playing ninja games with you?"

"Ninja game ~ that kind of thing

I haven't played for many years. "

More than ten years ago, the most miserable combination of the Zhuludie family, "Tian Can Di Que", was established.

Two boys and one girl, they are the real combination.

The Shikacho boy who meets the conditions will graduate from the ninja school, and he will take a girl from the Yamanaka clan who can only study at home because of her blindness, and look up to Fugaku, a young genius from the Uchiha clan who is at the same time as him, to step into the security department, and then step into life step by step Peak~

In the school, another genius named Namikaze Minato, who is a few years below them, has become a disciple of Lord Jiraiya, one of the three ninjas. The giant panda transfer student Uzumaki Kushina from the destroyed Uzushio Village is still in school. Become king and dominate.

However, these three people did not even have a jounin willing to give them a chance to take the test and become their teacher.

The Third Hokage, in line with the idea of ​​making the best use of everything, arranged the three of them to the ANBU Torture Department.

After all, there were originally many ninjas from the mountain clan in this place.

Although the girl of the Yamanaka Clan, Rei Yamanaka, was born blind, she was unable to judge the direction and accurately used the Heart Turning Technique. The Yamanaka Clan's mental disruption attacks could only be transmitted along a straight line, so the direction was the most important.

But under the guidance of her teammates, she was still able to use her family's secret technique when faced with an immobile and imprisoned subject of torture.

And Nara Heiji, who is unable to learn the secret technique of shadow, and Akimichi Ken, an anorexic patient, are, to put it bluntly, related.

The two of them got into the torture department because they had a good relationship with Ling since childhood and were begged for mercy by her.

Because Ling was born blind, she couldn't see the bloody daily life in the torture department, so she was considered the luckiest of the three.

Yanko was miserable. As a guy who originally suffered from anorexia, after a few weeks of interning in the torture department, at a barbecue party of the Akimichi clan, when he was a guest waiter, he saw Youhuahua's grilled pork belly and thought of his own. I complained about my internship experience.

But Heiji himself was fine.

In the words of Morino-senpai, the leader of the three of them who is similar to the jounin.

You kid is a naturally cold-blooded monster. Maybe it would be more appropriate to send you to Orochimaru, one of the three ninjas.

You know, most of the people who entered the torture department were ninjas suspected of rebelling against the village, or spies from other villages.

During the few years Heiji stayed in the Torture Department, he didn't gain much else, but he learned a lot about the profession of espionage, known as the "ninja among ninjas".

Originally, Nara Heiji thought that his life would be like this.

I drifted around as a ninja in the torture department, earning some allowance to support my life. When I reached the age of joining hands, I went to Yamanaka's house to ask for marriage, and married Rei Yamanaka, who was invisible but good-looking, and gave birth to two children. One is a girl and the second is a boy

Nara Heiji's life in the family was not very happy.

You know, a family with high IQ does not mean that there is no discrimination within the family, it just means that everyone does not do it obviously.

When Heiji met his clan brothers of the same generation at the Nara family, they would still nod and exchange a few words, but it was clear in their words that they would not want to say anything more to him.

The elders will adopt a tone of "I am doing this for your own good". First, they will confirm that he is doing well in the torture department, and then change the topic and advise him not to waste his talents in areas that he is not good at and fight for the family. Wouldn't it be better to take care of the medicinal materials business and later move to the capital of the Fire Country to become a wealthy and high-status businessman?

This is the most intelligent Nara clan in Konoha. As the backbone of the three Ino, Deer, and Butterflies families, they will never easily offend anyone in Konoha Hidden Village and live cautiously.

But he is also absolutely calm and rational, and is unwilling to let the reputation of the Nara wise men be tarnished by himself, a demon who is gradually becoming famous in the torture department.

Compared to a family without warmth, Nara Heiji prefers to stay in the torture department.

Entering the torture department is like going home. The feeling in the torture department is much better than at home.

At least here I can chat with Morino-senpai about the brat named Ibiki in his family, tease the honest Ken, and be accompanied by the gentle and lovely Ling.

The rebel ninjas and spies who were sent in were all talented people. If they didn't speak nicely, Morino-senpai and Heiji himself would use some small methods to teach them to speak nicely. Heiji liked it very much.

But those days, which were as fun as ninja games, were completely shattered one night ten years ago.

That night, the ninjas from Cloud Hidden Village raided the hinterland of Konoha.

only one purpose

The candidate to capture the second Nine-Tails Jinchuuriki, the orphan of the Uzumaki clan.

At that time, it was a critical period of the Second Ninja World War, and Konoha's main force was put on the battlefield.

Even most of the Uchiha garrison in the village were deployed to the front line.

The most miserable group of pigs and butterflies, who have always been showing off in the torture department, under the leadership of Uncle Morino, walked out of the gloomy and bloody torture department and came to the streets of Konoha to protect civilians against the invading cloud ninjas.

Heiji always thought that Uncle Morino was a pervert at heart, but he didn't expect that this old guy was even more perverted than he thought.

After his belly was torn open by Yun Ninja with the Thunder Release Ninja Taijutsu, he hugged the opponent tightly with his white intestines exposed, and bit off the enemy's throat with his teeth, even though his back was already covered by other Yun Ninjas. Shinobu's tachi and kunai formed a hedgehog.

Because his mouth was still full of enemy meat when he died, Uncle Morino did not say anything to Heiji, such as "take good care of my Ibiki" to entrust his wife and son.

Facing a dozen cloud ninjas with fierce looks on their faces, the "Heaven's End" Pig, Deer, and Butterfly combination burst out their final fighting spirit.

Yamanaka Rei has no eyesight and cannot attack enemies with secret techniques.

Nara Heiji Sora has the most powerful brain, but he is useless in all three aspects of Ninjutsu, Taijutsu and Genjutsu.

Akimichi Ken is as skinny as a stick without changing into a butterfly. It is estimated that if he eats chili pepper pills, he will not be able to transform into a butterfly, but he may directly transform into Ainz Ooal Gown.

But even if they are a trio of good-for-nothings, they are still Konoha's pigs and butterflies.

The secret skills of the mountain clan are not only used for mind control, they can transform into human flesh and wifi at any time.

Although Akimichi Ken is not qualified to be given the most powerful secret medicine chili pill by the Akimichi clan, he still has a curry pill.

And Heiji's brain, with Ling's wifi connection, can control the body of Ken who has taken the curry pills to kill everyone.

This is like how a young boy who has accomplished nothing in real life can turn into a keyboard warrior online and fight with the scholars to guide the country.

In reality, a fat man with tons of happiness can change a batch of wives every few months on station b.

However, the cost of surfing the Internet is electricity, and the cost of cheating is life.

When Nara Heiji successfully got the pentakill and cut off the humanoid wifi and opened his eyes, what he saw was Akimichi Ken who was dying and wearing a number of weapons, and the crying Yamanaka Rei.

"We are also pigs, deers and butterflies, right?"

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