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Chapter 204 "Intimate Paradise" and Konoha's Singles

Seeing that Kushina's gray-brown pupils were already gleaming with anger, and the veins on the backs of her originally white hands had swelled, Minato looked at his wife with a bitter smile, and he had already taken out a Flying Thunder God Kunai in his right hand hidden behind his back. ,in case.

If he really can't persuade his wife, who has been getting more and more irritable recently, he can only take Kushina back home instantly using the Flying Thunder God Technique.

Compared with being domestically abused while performing in public, it is not so shameful to run away temporarily to escape the bill~

On the telephone pole on the street outside the ramen shop, a white-haired boy wearing an ANBU mask squatted on the pole in a standard "Asian squat" posture, quietly staring at the Minato couple in the Ichiraku Ramen Shop. .

This fifteen-year-old boy is Hatake Kakashi. Even though the teacher personally accompanied Kushina-san for a pregnancy test today, he did not relax his vigilance at all and secretly protected the two of them.

Why is Future Hatake Kakashi, the heartthrob of Konoha Village, still single into his fifties?

Then he has to talk about the two men and two women he met in his life:

The two men are Uchiha Obito and Metkai.

The former left Kakashi a Mangekyo Sharingan that hollowed out his body. The literary point is that "the blood of his companions gave Kakashi a scarlet Sharingan, but he used this eye Come see make out heaven.”

The latter occupied one of Kakashi's few non-kidney-deficient states, forcing him to spend his remaining passion on the "Challenge of a Lifelong Friend".

The two women were Nohara Rin and the "gentle and virtuous" master mother-in-law Kushina.

Kushina successfully established a standard image of Konoha women in the young Kakashi's mind:

She can be pretty or passionate, but in the final analysis, women in Konoha have only one thing in common when they reach adulthood: they are aggressive.

If Metkai is the most reckless man among Konoha men, more than ten years later, even if he faces Madara Six Paths, he will not know who he is at all. He only needs to know that he is an enemy. In order to protect his companions and students , you can activate the Eight-door Dunjia Formation without hesitation, move forward without looking back, and rush forward to start the fight.

Then Uzumaki Kushina is undoubtedly the most reckless woman among the women in Konoha now. Tsunade, Inuzuka Claw, Nara Yoshino, and Mitarashi Sweet Potato all have to be moved to the side, okay?

From Jiraiya to Minato to Obito and Kakashi, none of these Konoha male ninjas who are shining brightly now or in the future have not been beaten by her.

"I don't care. I want big chunks of barbecued pork. I want Naruto rolls. I want soft-boiled eggs."

No tomatoes, I hate tomatoes the most.”

"Well~ Well~ Then add a half-boiled egg and a side of hot vegetables~"

"Minato, you have changed."

"Please, I have something to tell you when I go home."

With the gradual decentralization of power by Master Hiruzen, Minato Namikaze is now recognized as a talker in Konoha Village, but when he returns home, who is the head of the Namikaze family?

Kakashi, who was squatting on the telephone pole, sighed, his heart unmoved and he didn't want to laugh at all.

Now he is no longer the autistic boy he was a few months ago. He has gradually come out of the shadow of losing two companions in succession. The reason is not because of the task that Minato-sensei gave him to protect his wife, but yes

The series of Making Love in Heaven has begun.

Although this book has not been officially published yet and is just a romance novel serialized in a magazine, it has already caused a sensation in the Land of Fire.

I'm afraid even Jiraiya himself didn't expect how popular this book would be in the future: not only would the big IP of the "Intimacy Series" be changed into a TV series and movie more than ten years later, but Jiraiya would even be in the game in the future. When Xiao Huangmao was asked to ghostwrite, the publisher didn't mind at all.

Take the Kakashi in front of him as an example. As a member of ANBU, the ninja unit that ranks second in Konoha's "unforgettable love" rankings, he has already fallen into the trap.

The just-serialized Love in Heaven was like a holy light, allowing Kakashi to step out of a past full of gloom and gloom, and a door to a new world appeared in his vision.

However, after all, novels contain artistic processing elements and contain the author's subjective imagination.

As for Jiraiya, the author of Intimate Heaven, not to mention the tragic reality that he has never had a serious relationship in his life, he said that the fact that he was beaten by Tsunade since he was a child was doomed in his imagination. In the world of novels, female characters are gentle and virtuous and will never be violent to the male protagonist.

This is doomed to make the love paradise a fire in Konoha, because the men in Konoha have basically never seen the kind of women mentioned in the novel since they were young.

But it also laid the foundation for the future increase in the single rate in Konoha.

"Innocent boys" like Kakashi, after reading "Innocent Paradise", they naturally believe that the goddess in their hearts should be like the heroine in the book, gentle, respectful and thrifty.

However, when they return their perspective from the book to reality, they will find that

The girls in Konoha Village were already a bit tough, but after seeing a role model like Mrs. Yondaime, they became even more tough.

Is it useful to be gentle and virtuous? Can gentleness be enough to attract a male god like the Yondaime during the ninja school?

It's completely useless, okay? In fact, the only way to make your dream come true is to shamelessly shout out "I am the woman who wants to become Hokage" on the first day of transfer, and then beat up the male classmates in the class.

The young ninjas of Konoha "drew their swords and looked around in confusion" and found the only two girls in the village who could be called gentle:

Shizune, who has become Tsunade-sama's nanny, followed her on her travels.

Yurihong

Someone has already taken action early, okay? They started hooking up during the entrance ceremony that year.

Fuck Asma, don’t go back to the village if you dare.

The Hokage's son can do whatever he wants.

The troubles brought to Konoha by the intimate paradise are endless. This is really not sensational. Take a closer look at the future of male ninjas in this issue of Kakashi:

Kakashi's heartthrob is single, Shiranui Genma's love life is unknown, Emperor Metkai only has Kakashi in his eyes,

The love lives of Ebisu, a sultry single, Konoha Gate God, and Morino Ikibi, the official prostitute couple of Gangzi Tetsu and Kamizuki Izumo, are unknown.

Let’s look at the fate of those who pursue love

Sarutobi Asuma is on the street, Moonlight Hayate is on the street, and Uchiha Obito is on the street.

A seemingly simple romance novel actually created several old bachelors in Konoha in the future.

Jiraiya's mental pollution ability is so terrifying

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